Damn transformers the movie is really really good everyone should go see it. Michael Bay and Steven Spielberg should definately do more films together, hopefully like Transformers 2.

Ok so yesterday night I went to see transformers and got home around midnight. Got off the bus then decided to buy some bread for breakfast at this place thats open like 24/7 owned by italians or something. Really good bread and always fresh. So im going there and on my way in i see around 5 or 6 kids in the ages 16/17 maybe 18 sitting outside. Two of them were european or something and the others were black. I noticed them pointing at me and snikering as i walked in but didnt really care. Bought my bread and when i exit the store someone threw a bun at me. So i turn around and go "HAHAHA NIGGERSSSSSS" and this kinda pissed them off and some nigger starts going "CHINA MAN FUCK YOU" and im like "yea im actually chinese didnt know you could get anything right" and i turn around and start walking again. Then they just dont learn not to mess with me by swearing and calling me names so I stop and turn around and say "why dont you roll your ass back to africa NIGGERRR" and this seemed to piss him off cuz he jumps up on his feet and start doing the gangster-pick-a-fight dance routine doing some stupid motions with his hands (refer to any rap music video and you'll see) so I'm like lol whatever and turn around and walk. Then I see out of the corner of my eye that the whole gang starts making their moves and follow me and I know that they're thinking of fighting me. So I'm like ok whatever and I'm already working on a routine on how to put them out of action, shit like poking some in the eyes, breaking some noses and breaking some elbows. But then I remember that Im already 19 and they're not yet 18, maybe 1 or 2 couldn't see it was too dark so I'll probably get more shit like put in jail or something cuz I "didnt handle the situation like an adult" and they would get off with nothing more than a warning and a slap on their hands. So I'm like fuck this its not worth it and now they're like couple meters away from me *still swearing and doing nigger dance moves* and I pick out my phone, fake a number dial and start talking in fluent swedish

yes I would like to report a mugging
yes I am the victim
yes I am alone
5 to 6 males in their late teens, two european, the rest colored
no not yet but soon I think
censorsgatan 3b
yea the police station yea
ok
no I did not do anything just buying bread

k well the punks looked like their feet got superglued to the fucking ground and didnt move a fucking muscle and after like 3 seconds they turn around and run away. Fucking cowards lol pick a fight but too pussy to fight.

So yea I think i handled that very well as an adult who would get in prison probably because of lack of evidence and shit like that bla bla

BUT ANYWAY transformers is an awesome movie and everyone shoudl go see it

excuse me while I google megan fox